ISSUE 9 | 10/22/14

A break to be thankful for
   by Andrés Oswill

Founding fathers: the first radical extremists
   by Zack Boyden

Is the patriarchy a vampire?
   by Kate Piluso

Keep upperclassmen off campus

Live on campus, make friends, win life
   by Jake Saiki

Special spider-senses
   by Maggie Boucher

ISSUE 8 | 10/15/14

Curb your criticisms
   by Marjorie Meeks

Make the most of every moment
   by Natasha Parekh

The ethics of our editing

This weather’s just a plot device
   by Kate Piluso

To limit or not to limit
   by Zack Boyden

Vote yes on measure 90
   by Colleen Smyth


Join the glorious Яevolution
   by Teo Ekstrom

Literally a ghost who writes
   by Kate Piluso

Putting an end to the nagging voice in your head
   by Jake Kornack

Teaching history and politics, not patriotism
   by Zack Boyden

The good a simple smile can do
   by Maggie Boucher

What do you think we are worth?


Can you define conservative?
   by Zack Boyden

I am NOT your mom
   by Kate Piluso

Oh Willamette, you poetic land mermaid
   by Rebecca Hayes

Recruit responsibly

We have power; we’re just not using it
   by Colleen Smyth

When the friend zone is dangerous
   by Marjorie Meeks


Can the right wing rock out?    by Zack Boyden

‘Songs of Innocence’ but Apple found guilty    EDITORIAL

21, going on 70    by Kate Piluso

I ain’t your honey    by Maggie Boucher

Kony, 2014    by Ross Kovac

Letter to the editor    by Dale C. Harris

Why, Wi-Fi? The lowdown on slowdowns    by Andrés Oswill


What would Ultralord do?    by Marjorie Meeks

It’s not all about the location    by Natasha Parekh

Why we publish things you hate    EDITORIAL

Observations on the ground    by Joseph Good

I am a beautiful dragon    by Kate Piluso

Newsflash: No one really cares

A Letter to the Class of 2018

Weighed Down With More Than Debt

The truth about transferring

Spring 2014

Goodbye summer; hello ‘real world’

Editorial: Costs of doing it all: The art of sacrifice

Willamette: Open-minded, supportive

Wrapping up with a Wula posterchild; at least them crazy eyes look good

Four years to look fear in the face

Beware of Western Media biases plaguing most Ukraine coverage

Hey you! Stop hating on WU

Editorial: Get off your ass, go to SSRD presentations

Registration: Everything will work out

Southern urbanite’s guide to Salem life

April Fool’s Edition

Burn Book: Students should give administrators a break when it comes to offending


Environmentalism: New form of Communism becoming biggest threat to ‘Murican freedom

A single sophomore’s guide to a bangin’ exit from the closet

Hey You! We’re taking back the Hey You!s

White whine a possible cure for affluenza

Editorial: Forget about GRE, focus on credit score

The dreaded question

Today is a good day

Trajectory to twenty: crumbling, mumbling

Tea Party president: What’s the worst possibility?

Alpha Chi: Place to be a real, strong woman

Making the most of your four years

The Revolution will not be found in aisle five

Armchair Advocacy

Today is a good day

‘Memoirs’ experience undermined by campus disrespect

All of the consecutive finish lines

Editorial: Navigating open waters

Editorial: Involvement vs. Over-Commitment

Importance of Staying In Touch

Beauty Adventures in the Baking Aisle

Public Patrons at the Library

Slouching Towards Something or Other

New Door Policy