Opinions

ISSUE 9 | 10/22/14


A break to be thankful for
   by Andrés Oswill


Founding fathers: the first radical extremists
   by Zack Boyden


Is the patriarchy a vampire?
   by Kate Piluso


Keep upperclassmen off campus
   EDITORIAL


Live on campus, make friends, win life
   by Jake Saiki


Special spider-senses
   by Maggie Boucher


ISSUE 8 | 10/15/14


Curb your criticisms
   by Marjorie Meeks


Make the most of every moment
   by Natasha Parekh


The ethics of our editing
   by EDITORIAL


This weather’s just a plot device
   by Kate Piluso


To limit or not to limit
   by Zack Boyden


Vote yes on measure 90
   by Colleen Smyth



ISSUE 7


Join the glorious Яevolution
   by Teo Ekstrom


Literally a ghost who writes
   by Kate Piluso


Putting an end to the nagging voice in your head
   by Jake Kornack


Teaching history and politics, not patriotism
   by Zack Boyden


The good a simple smile can do
   by Maggie Boucher


What do you think we are worth?
   EDITORIAL



ISSUE 6

Can you define conservative?
   by Zack Boyden


I am NOT your mom
   by Kate Piluso


Oh Willamette, you poetic land mermaid
   by Rebecca Hayes


Recruit responsibly
   EDITORIAL


We have power; we’re just not using it
   by Colleen Smyth


When the friend zone is dangerous
   by Marjorie Meeks



ISSUE 5

Can the right wing rock out?    by Zack Boyden


‘Songs of Innocence’ but Apple found guilty    EDITORIAL


21, going on 70    by Kate Piluso


I ain’t your honey    by Maggie Boucher


Kony, 2014    by Ross Kovac


Letter to the editor    by Dale C. Harris


Why, Wi-Fi? The lowdown on slowdowns    by Andrés Oswill



ISSUE 4

What would Ultralord do?    by Marjorie Meeks


It’s not all about the location    by Natasha Parekh


Why we publish things you hate    EDITORIAL


Observations on the ground    by Joseph Good


I am a beautiful dragon    by Kate Piluso


Newsflash: No one really cares

A Letter to the Class of 2018

Weighed Down With More Than Debt

The truth about transferring



Spring 2014

Goodbye summer; hello ‘real world’

Editorial: Costs of doing it all: The art of sacrifice

Willamette: Open-minded, supportive

Wrapping up with a Wula posterchild; at least them crazy eyes look good

Four years to look fear in the face


Beware of Western Media biases plaguing most Ukraine coverage

Hey you! Stop hating on WU

Editorial: Get off your ass, go to SSRD presentations

Registration: Everything will work out

Southern urbanite’s guide to Salem life



April Fool’s Edition

Burn Book: Students should give administrators a break when it comes to offending

I HAVE ALL THE FEELS

Environmentalism: New form of Communism becoming biggest threat to ‘Murican freedom

A single sophomore’s guide to a bangin’ exit from the closet

Hey You! We’re taking back the Hey You!s

White whine a possible cure for affluenza



Editorial: Forget about GRE, focus on credit score

The dreaded question

Today is a good day

Trajectory to twenty: crumbling, mumbling

Tea Party president: What’s the worst possibility?

Alpha Chi: Place to be a real, strong woman

Making the most of your four years



The Revolution will not be found in aisle five

Armchair Advocacy

Today is a good day

‘Memoirs’ experience undermined by campus disrespect

All of the consecutive finish lines

Editorial: Navigating open waters

Editorial: Involvement vs. Over-Commitment

Importance of Staying In Touch

Beauty Adventures in the Baking Aisle

Public Patrons at the Library

Slouching Towards Something or Other

New Door Policy