April Fools 2/10

Collegian staff

Apr 1, 20233 min read

Fourth floor Eaton found to be collective hallucination

Monte Remer Lifestyles Editor Following a student's prolonged scream which echoed out over the quad at 3:13 AM, April 1st, Willamette...

Collegian staff

Apr 1, 20232 min read

No items stolen from community fridge, Campus Safety reports

Alan Cohen Staff Writer During their regular daily campus patrol earlier today, Campus Safety encountered an unprecedented security...

Collegian staff

Apr 1, 20232 min read

Exciting New Option for Incoming First-Years

Skeet Starr Sports Editor President Thorsett has opened the discussion about a new position for one lucky incoming first-year, referred...

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