April Fools 5/10

Collegian staff

Apr 1, 20222 min read

The Collegian executes orderly takeover of ASWU

Kaitlin Treehugger (Definitely Not Kathleen Forrest) Head-B*tch-in-Charge On April 1, 2022 Willamette University’s independent,...

Collegian staff

Apr 1, 20222 min read

Admin threatens to send naughty students to Reed College

Crisp. E (Definitely not Chrissy Ewald) Wailer and Gnasher of Teeth Willamette administration announced today that starting April 1, a...

Collegian staff

Apr 1, 20221 min read

Campus Safety finally catches Turkey

A Concerned Duck (As dictated to Willamette Duck Watch Proprietor, Kathleen Forrest) On April 1, 2022 Campus Safety announced that they...

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