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Collegian staff

Apr 1, 20211 min read

OD Leaders receiving raise so their pay includes a "crisp high-fives," in addition to sandwiches

Jake Procino News editor and Sam Johnston After a tense fight with administration, Opening Days (OD) Leaders are finally receiving a...

Collegian staff

Apr 1, 20212 min read

PNCA campus to be rolled on logs to Salem

Chrissy Ewald Staff writer By Jake Procino. In an unexpected new development to the ongoing merger between Pacific Northwest College of...

Collegian staff

Apr 1, 20213 min read

Ducks declared Campus overlords

Emma Innes Staff writer By Chrissy Ewald. The Board of Trustees emerged from their meat suits this week to reveal that they are each...

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